LEMONADE, A COONSKIN CAP, AND RICK'S LUCKY COIN
By: Kenda
"Do
you remember Billy Brummel?" Rick
asked his battered sibling.
With
the fierce intensity of a man who will long remember the torments of a much
feared schoolyard bully, A.J. replied,
"Billy Brummel was a subhuman monster. What made you bring him up?"
"Well,
you remember when he made fun of you for wearin' the coonskin cap in Miss
Dayton's class in the fourth grade?"
"I
remember it vividly," A.J. responded.
"You laughed. You thought
it was funny."
Rick
gave a sheepish smile. "Well,
yeah...I did. Until he started pushin'
you around. Remember what I did
then?"
"As
I remember, you called him a weasel-faced moron, then he beat you up and made you
wear the coonskin cap."
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*The above conversation is taken from the
6th season aired episode - The Case Of Don Diablo
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Rick
handed the psychic, Sarah Childs, a coin.
Unbeknownst to her, the coin hadn't been found in the vacant lot she'd
sent the Simon brothers to search, but rather was Rick's lucky half dollar.
Sarah
paced the room, concentrating on the coin she held between her palms. "Blood," she finally said as she
looked off into the distance. "I
see dried blood. It's on a boy's
face...under his nose. There's a torn
T-shirt...sneakers. Now other boys are
circling around him, cheering, because he's standing over a larger boy who's
looking up kind of dazed."
The
Simon brothers smiled at each other in amazement, and in fond memory. Without realizing it, Sarah Childs had
passed the test A.J. had suggested to Rick in order to verify her unexplainable
skills. Without realizing it, Sarah had
relayed an incident from the Simon brothers’ boyhood in the exact way it had
happened.
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*The above scene is taken from 2nd season
aired episode - Guessing Game
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Cecilia
Simon smiled as she looked out her kitchen window. Her nine-year-old son, A.J., and his best friend Danny...well,
second best friend after Rick, as A.J. often reminded her, were busy in the
front yard setting up their lemonade stand.
It wasn't so much a stand, as it was an old card table with a handmade
sign hanging on the front of it that advertised in boyish print; Lemonade -
10 Cents A Glass.
The
weather had grown unusually warm as April turned to May in San Diego that
year. The previous Saturday A.J. and
Danny had hit upon the idea of opening a lemonade stand. They hoped to entice
the neighbors out doing yard work, and the teenagers playing ball, into a
refreshing cool drink at a nominal price.
Cecilia had donated the card table to the boys' cause, then drove them
to the store where they bought fresh lemons, sugar, and paper drinking cups
with the funds they pooled together from their weekly allowances. From there it didn't take long before the Harris
and Simon Lemonade Stand was in full operation. All weekend long coins were willingly plunked into the old cigar
box A.J. had once kept toy cars in. By
Sunday night, when the two boys counted their spoils, they had made a hefty
profit of five dollars and sixty cents...and one pink hair ribbon. Rick teased A.J. unmercifully about that
last item, having correctly surmised A.J. had taken the ribbon in place of
monetary payment because it came from Cherry Lynn Bonner. Cherry Lynn sat across from A.J. in Miss
Dayton's fourth grade class. The two
had been sweet on each other throughout the entire school year, though A.J. had
tried hard to keep that fact from his family.
Especially from his older brother.
But as older brothers have a tendency to do, somehow Rick uncovered
A.J.'s secret and didn't hesitate to share it with all who were willing to
listen.
Cecilia
and Jack were forced to turn away from their youngest and hide their smiles
when A.J. threw his shoulders back and stuck his chin out in defiance while
stating to his older brother, "I only took the ribbon because I'm a good
businessman. It's real silk. Cherry's grandmother bought it for her in
New York City. It'll be worth a lot
more than ten cents when I sell it to someone else."
A
few days later Cecilia ran across that very same hair ribbon hidden under a
stack of shirts in A.J.'s dresser drawer.
She smiled softly as she put it back, knowing full well A.J. had no
intention of selling it. It was hard to
believe that her youngest son would be ten years old that summer. Already he was beginning to leave the ways
of boyhood behind, to be replaced by the ways of adolescence.
And
now, for the second weekend in a row, the young entrepreneurs were selling
lemonade on Cecilia's sidewalk.
Within
minutes of the stand opening for the day, four little girls pulled up to it on
their bicycles. Cecilia recognized them
as classmates of A.J.'s and Danny's, including the pretty raven-haired Cherry
Lynn.
Cecilia
commented with a chuckle, "I wonder how many more hair ribbons A.J. will
collect this weekend?" before
leaving the window to work in her backyard flower garden.
As
is common for girls of nine years old, the quartet drank their lemonade while
whispering, giggling, and making eyes at A.J. and Danny. As is common for boys of nine years old, the
two young men ignored the girls and their annoying ways. They pretended that the girls' presence
didn't matter to them in the slightest, though in reality it very much
did.
The
young ladies hung around the fringes of the lemonade stand until other
customers started to occupy the boys' time.
With waves and soprano calls of "Bye, A.J!, Bye, Danny!" they
finally rode off down the block.
The
boys had a lull in business a few minutes after that, giving them time to
collect their breath and restock their supplies. As A.J. was digging around in the cardboard box stored underneath
the table for more paper cups, his fifteen year old brother, Rick, came sauntering
out of the house.
"Hey,
short legs," Rick greeted his kid brother. "Hey, squirt face," was the teen's greeting to the
curly headed Danny, whose blond locks were several shades lighter than A.J.'s.
From
underneath the table came A.J.'s,
"Hi, Rick."
Danny
looked up in admiration of the older boy.
"Hi, Rick." Part of
the benefit of having A.J. as his best friend, was having Rick Simon as his
surrogate older brother. Danny was the
eldest of four children and the only boy.
He thought of A.J. as the brother he never had, and would continue to do
so until his death from cancer in 1989.
Likewise, he looked up to Rick with a great deal of hero worship, as
well as accepted his good- natured teasing in much the same way A.J. did.
A.J.
handed Danny a stack of paper cups, then crawled out from under the table. He wiped at the dirt on the knees of his
jeans.
"Hey, Rick,
you wanna help us with the stand today?
We'll split our profit with ya’ if you do."
Rick
smiled at his brother's generosity before reaching out a hand to tousle the
boy's thick blond hair.
"Naw,
kid. I'm too old to be runnin' a
lemonade stand. Though if this place
continues to attract the chicks like it's been doin,' I may have to rethink
your offer."
A.J.
scowled. "It doesn't attract
chicks."
Rick
laughed. "Oh, no? Then who were
those admiring females I saw hangin' around here not ten minutes ago?"
A.J.
shrugged. "Just some kids from our
class."
Danny
tried hard to hide the blush that suddenly colored his fair face a rosy
pink. "Yeah, Rick. Just some kids from our class."
"Sure,"
Rick nodded, while crossing his arms over his chest in a superior sort of
way. "Just some kids from your
class. Kids like Cherry Lynn Bonner and Debbie Darnell."
Much
like Cherry Lynn was A.J's special girl, Debbie Darnell was Danny's.
"They
were paying customers," A.J. defended.
"We had to wait on them."
Rick
laughed once more. He well remembered
what it was like to be nine years old and in love, and wanting so badly for
that fact to remain a secret. He'd been
lucky. He didn’t have an older brother to torment him about such things. Therefore, Rick supposed he should take pity
on A.J. and not give him such a hard time, but on the other hand... what the
heck. It wasn't Rick's fault that Mom
had him first.
"Whatever
you say, twerp," Rick stated.
"But you'll never make me believe it."
Rick
headed up the sidewalk. "I'll see
you guys later. Mrs. Henderson is
payin' me to do some yard work for her today."
"Will
you come back and buy a glass of lemonade when you're finished?" A.J. called.
"Sure,"
Rick agreed with a wave of his hand.
"I'll probably even buy two glasses."
With
that Rick disappeared around the corner.
A.J.
and Danny occupied their lemonade stand for the remainder of the morning. In-between customers they tossed a baseball
back and forth in the Simon front lawn.
At noon, Cecilia made them close the stand and come in the house for
sandwiches and cookies. The elderly
Mrs. Henderson was feeding Rick lunch that day, and Jack Simon was putting in
overtime at the office.
By
one o'clock the stand was reopened and back in business. The boys were busy that afternoon. Danny's parents and three little sisters
walked down for cold drinks, as did several other neighbors. Carlos and one of his cousins came by
looking for Rick. They, as well,
willingly spent twenty cents on two glasses of lemonade before returning to
Carlos's house after finding out Rick was working.
"Have
your big brother call me when he gets home," Carlos instructed A.J. as he
climbed in his cousin's car.
"I
will," A.J. promised.
It
wasn't long after that when Cherry Lynn, Debbie, and their girlfriends returned
for more lemonade. This time the boys
and girls weren't so shy with one another.
They stood together on the sidewalk and talked of school
happenings.
The
children's laughing and joking came to an abrupt halt when Danny glanced up the
block.
"Oh
no! Look who's coming!"
A.J.
followed his friend's gaze. He saw the
hulking figure of Billy Brummel, the schoolyard bully, and the gang of toughs
he hung around with.
"Just
ignore him," A.J. advised.
"He'll go away."
Although
A.J. didn't have much faith in that advice, advice that Cecilia often gave him
in regards to the menacing Billy, for the sake of the girls he acted as though
he believed it would make a difference.
Billy
Brummel was an eighth grader who liked nothing more than to torment the younger
children. He was a stocky boy with an
oversized head, large flat nose, and a wide frame. Though not as tall as the five foot nine Rick, he outweighed
A.J.'s lanky older brother by twenty-five pounds. When Rick was attending Bayshore Elementary School, Billy, for
the most part, steered clear of A.J. and his friends. But this past fall Rick had entered his freshman year at Mission
Bay High School, leaving A.J. an open and frequently sought-after target of the
bully.
Though
A.J. prayed really, really hard that Billy and his friends would walk right on
past the Simon house without so much as a second look, he didn't get that
lucky. God must have been too busy that
day to concern Himself with nine year old boys and their foes.
With
all the skill of a ventriloquist, A.J. whispered to Danny, "Hide the money," as Billy loomed
ever closer.
Danny
scurried around to the other side of the card table and in one clean swoop,
grabbed the cigar box full of dimes. He
took four steps backwards and thrust it underneath a leafy bush that graced the
Simons’ front lawn.
The
dark headed Billy stuck his thumbs through the belt loops of his jeans as he
strutted up to A.J. "So...if it
isn't Baby Simon."
A.J.
glared up at the bully. He was scared
out of his wits, but his pride was at stake.
Especially with the girls standing in a cluster behind him.
"Don't call
me that, Billy."
Billy
gave A.J. a shove. "Why
not?" The pimply faced teen
sneered. "That's what you are. You're nothin' but Rick Simon's baby
brother. Baby Simon. I like that name. It fits you."
"Go
away, Billy," was all A.J. said in return.
Billy
turned to his two eighth grade friends.
"Did you hear that, guys?
Baby Simon told me to go away."
Billy's
friends laughed. "Sure,
Billy," one of the boys acknowledged - a boy who wasn't nearly as mean, or
as tough, when he wasn't under the questionable influence of the bully. "We heard 'im. So what?
He's just a little punk. A
little punk who can't tell you nothin'."
"That's
right," Billy agreed. He pushed
A.J. backwards once more. "A
little punk who can't tell me nothin'."
With
all the bravado of General Patton, Danny marched up beside A.J. Bravely he commanded, "Billy, just get
out of here. Go on."
Billy
took a step forward, towering menacingly over the younger boys. The toes of his black Keds hightops butted
up against theirs. "Look
guys," he beckoned to his friends.
"The babies have a lemonade stand.
Let's help ourselves to a glass."
Billy
reached around A.J. for the pitcher of lemonade. A.J.'s right hand shot up.
He clamped down with all his strength on the bully's beefy forearm. "Not unless you pay for it."
"That'll
be the day, Simon. I don't pay for
nothin' I don't wanna pay for."
Billy
easily wrenched his arm from A.J.'s grasp.
He spun A.J. around, twisting the boy's own arm behind his back. In moments the searing pain had A.J. on his
knees in the grass.
A.J.
heard the bully's guttural growl in his left ear.
"Now I'm
gonna take some of this lemonade for me and my friends whether you like it or
not, Baby Simon. Do you hear
me?" Like he was screwing a cork
back in a bottle, Billy twisted A.J.'s arm higher. "Huh? Do you hear
me, Simon?"
The
blond's eyes were squeezed tightly shut against the agony that ran up his arm
and into his shoulder. No matter how
much Billy hurt him, even if the bully broke his arm, A.J. wouldn't give Billy
the satisfaction of answering him.
Billy
shifted his weight, bringing more pressure down on the displaced
appendage. A.J. had to bite his lip to
keep from crying out at the additional agony the movement caused.
With
that, Cherry Lynn flew into action. She
threw down her bike and barreled toward the bigger boy. "Let him go, Billy! Let A.J. go and get out of here!"
A
pointed toe of Cherry's Annie Oakley cowgirl boots caught the bully in the
center of his shin. With a strangled
cry, Billy released A.J. The blond boy
scrambled to his feet while tenderly cradling his sore arm.
"Why
you little..." Billy swiped a large hand out, snaring Cherry before she
could run away. He grabbed one of her
braids and pulled for all he was worth.
Cherry’s head was yanked backwards, and the triumphant Billy came away
with a fistful of hair.
Cherry
screamed as tears sprang to her eyes.
"Ah!"
Now
it was A.J.'s turn to fly at the bigger boy in a blind rage. It was one thing for the bully to pick on
A.J. and his buddies, but it was another matter entirely when he hurt A.J.'s
girlfriend.
"Let
her go, Billy," A.J. ordered.
"Let her go!"
A.J.
didn't pay attention to where his fists landed, but rather threw misplaced
punch after misplaced punch in deference to Cherry Lynn's maiden honor. Though Billy was easily able to thwart off
the nine-year-old's efforts to hurt him, if nothing else A.J. accomplished what
he set out to do - getting Billy to release his hold on Cherry Lynn.
Cherry's
girlfriends reached out for her. They
drew her into a circle and clucked soothing words like protective hens, while
wiping her tears and smoothing her braids.
Danny ran to help A.J., who was once again on the losing end of a fight
with Billy Brummel. As usual, Danny was
easily held at bay by Billy's two friends, Glen and Tony. Though he fought, and kicked, and struggled,
Danny couldn't break loose of the bigger boys' hold.
When
he'd had all the fun he could stand for one day, Billy picked the battered A.J.
up by the waist. The blond hung over
the bully's thick forearm like a limp sack of flour.
"I
told you I wanted some lemonade, Baby Simon, and I'm gonna have it."
With
that, Billy picked up the pitcher of lemonade and gulped four big
swallows. He wiped his mouth with the
back of his hand and gave a thunderous belch.
He laughed as he poured the remainder of the cold, sticky liquid over
A.J.'s head and upper body.
Billy
released the fourth grader with all the care one would give to a bag of
potatoes, letting him free-fall to the ground.
With a final kick to A.J.'s midsection he warned, "The next time I
want lemonade, Simon, you damn well better give it to me."
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A.J.
stood under the shower for a long time that afternoon letting the hot water
soothe his aches, pains, and battered ego...and letting it wash the gooey dried
lemonade out of his hair.
After
Billy and his friends left, Danny helped A.J. to his feet. A.J. waved away all solicitous ministrations
from the girls, acting as though getting beaten up by Billy Brummel was an
every day occurrence and nothing to be concerned with. The girls helped A.J. and Danny clean up the
remnants of their lemonade stand. They
folded up and carried the card table into the Simon's garage, while A.J. and
Danny carried everything else into the kitchen. Fortunately for A.J., his mother was still at work on her knees
in a flower garden in the far corner of the backyard, and was therefore unaware
of what had just occurred out front.
A.J. had to reassure Cherry three more times that he was okay before he
could finally get the girls to leave.
The last thing he needed was a bunch of girls feeling sorry for
him. It was bad enough he'd been
humiliated in front of them by that big ape Billy. The only good thing about the entire afternoon was the quick kiss
Cherry planted on his cheek when the other girls and Danny had turned away to
head for their bikes.
Before
running off for her own bicycle, Cherry Lynn whispered in his ear, "You're
so brave, A.J."
A.J.
managed to finish his shower before his mother came in to start supper. Thankfully, his bruises were minor. Nothing Mom would spot and ask about. She might question the sticky
lemonade-soaked shirt he'd laid in the basement sink next to the washing
machine, but that could easily enough be explained. He'd just say he tripped while carrying a fresh pitcher from the
house.
A.J.
was called to supper an hour later. His
dad had just arrived home from the office, and Rick was in the bathroom washing
his hands.
When
everyone was seated at the table, Ceclia began passing the food. Jack looked over at his youngest. "So, Andy, how'd the lemonade business
go today?"
A.J.
kept his attention on his mashed potatoes.
"Okay."
"How
much money did you rake in, sport?"
With
surprisingly little enthusiasm, A.J. mumbled,
"Four dollars and twenty cents." The blond boy supposed he should be more thankful for that small
favor. At least Billy hadn't taken
notice of where Danny had secured their hard-earned profit.
Cecilia
started the dinner rolls circling the table by handing the basket to Rick. "Are you boys going to open the stand
again tomorrow?"
"No,"
A.J. shook his head. "We're not
going to do it anymore."
"Why
not?" Cecilia asked. "I thought you were having fun. Some of the neighbors mentioned that it
might be nice if your stand operated every weekend throughout the summer."
"It
was boring," A.J. said with disdain.
"We don't wanna do it anymore."
Cecilia
and Jack exchanged surprised glances, but let the subject drop there. It wasn't like A.J. to so easily give up a
new project by claiming boredom, but if that's how he felt so be it. Soon Jack was questioning Rick on the work
he had done for Mrs. Henderson, and the lemonade stand became a subject of the
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It
was nine o'clock that night when Rick ran upstairs in search of his
brother. He found A.J. sprawled across
his twin bed reading a book in the room the brothers shared.
Rick
did a belly flop onto his own bed. The
mattress bounced up and down and the springs squeaked in protest.
"What cha'
doin' up here all by yourself, kid?
Dad made popcorn. We've been
watchin' Saturday Night Mystery Theatre."
A.J.
laid his book aside. "I know. Mom told me. I'm not hungry, and I don't feel like watchin' TV tonight."
"But
you love Mystery Theatre. It's one of
your favorites."
"I
know. I'm just not in the mood for it tonight."
This
was the first Rick had heard of A.J. needing to be 'in the mood' for Mystery
Theatre. He studied his brother a
moment. A.J. was on his stomach with
his chin resting on his cupped fists. A
preoccupied air seemed to hang over the blond boy.
When
another full minute passed and A.J. said no more, Rick shrugged his shoulders
and rose to go back downstairs. The
commercials were probably over by now and the movie ready to resume.
"Rick?"
Rick
turned from where he stopped in the doorway.
"Yeah?"
"Rick...Rick,
what should I do about Billy Brummel?"
The question tumbled out of nine-year-old's mouth in a rush of troubled
words.
Now
A.J.'s preoccupation made sense.
Obviously the bully was giving the kid a hard time again.
Rick
walked over and sat down on the edge of his bed. "He botherin' you again?"
"Some."
"Like
today?" Rick guessed.
A.J.
reluctantly nodded. "Yeah."
"Is
that why you and Danny don't wanna have the lemonade stand anymore?"
"Yeah. He...Billy poured a whole pitcher of lemonade
over my head."
With
that Rick started to laugh.
"Hey!" A.J. cried as he sat up on his bed. "Don't laugh. It wasn't funny."
"I
can't help it," Rick managed to get out between his chuckles. "It musta' been kinda funny
considerin' he poured the stuff over your head."
"Well,
it wasn't funny! It was...it was
embarrassing."
"The
girls...Cherry, and Debbie, and their girlfriends, were here when it happened,
huh?" Rick surmised with sympathy.
A.J.'s
eyes dropped to his blue bedspread. "Yeah."
"Look,
A.J., you're gettin' too big for me to fight your battles for you, or I'd take
on Brummel myself."
"I
know that. And I don't want you to
fight him anyway." A.J. pulled
mindlessly on a loose thread at the hem of his blue jeans. "He already calls me Baby Simon. If you fight him it will only make it
worse."
"Yeah,
it probably will," Rick honestly agreed.
"Besides, the best way to beat a bully, one who you can't actually
beat up in the physical sense, is to outsmart him."
A.J.
looked over at his brother. "How
do I do that?"
Rick
reached out and tousled his brother's hair before standing up. "I'll leave that up to you, short
legs. You're a bright kid. You'll think of something."
With
that, Rick left the room to rejoin his parents downstairs.
A.J.
wasn't as easily fooled as Rick might think.
Rick actually had no idea how to outsmart Billy Brummel. If he did, he would have told A.J. what to
do. He would have offered A.J. some
suggestions. Now that Rick was in high
school, he didn't always seem to understand his younger brother. He seemed to have forgotten what it was like
to be tormented by a boy so much older and stronger. He seemed to have more important things to do than concern
himself with A.J.'s problems, or the goings on at Bayshore Elementary. Or so it appeared to the forlorn blond at
this particular moment.
A.J.
sat on his bed and thought a long time that night about how he could to
outsmart Billy Brummel. When he didn't
come up with so much as one good plan, he returned his attention to his
book. Maybe once he slept on it an idea
would come to him. At least that was
what Dad always recommended when it came to problems too big for a boy to
handle all in one night. A.J. sure
wished Rick had more sympathy for him.
Things always worked out for the best when he and Rick worked as a team.
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Unlikely
as it might seem, coonskin caps were the rage amongst preteen boys that year of
1959. The fad could directly be
attributed to the popular Walt Disney television series Davy Crockett. Much like Rick had been a tireless devotee
of The Rough Rider during his boyhood, A.J.'s hero was Davy Crockett,
and the soft-spoken larger-than-life actor who portrayed the frontiersman week
after week, Fess Parker.
The
youngest Simon son was not only a faithful follower of the TV show, but as was
his nature, had read everything he could get his hands on in regards to
biographical accounts of the life and times of the backwoodsman and
politician. Davy Crockett ranked right
behind his dad and Rick in terms of A.J.'s personal heroes.
And
for as much of an aversion as A.J. had to hats of any kind, he religiously wore
his coonskin cap to school every day that year making him no different from the
majority of other boys in his fourth grade class. Cecilia and Jack would often chuckle with shared amusement as
their youngest headed out the door each morning with the fur cap perched firmly
on his head, the striped coon's tail hanging down his neck. It was a
strange sight to see in suburban San Diego, California to say the least.
More
than a week had passed since the incident with Billy Brummel in front of the
lemonade stand. In that time period
A.J. had done his best to avoid the bully, and surprisingly enough, Billy had
seemed to lose interest in him. That
hardly meant Billy had taken a turn for the better and had stopped his
tormenting ways. It only meant he was
occupying his time making some other hapless boy miserable. A.J. didn't much care what the reason was,
as long as the eighth grader was leaving him and his friends alone.
It
was a gorgeous spring Wednesday afternoon.
The kind when, so close to the end of the school year, that children
have trouble concentrating on their studies while cooped up in a stale
classroom illuminated by artificial lighting.
When
the dismissal bell rang at three-thirty Miss Dayton's fourth graders spilled
out the door. The hall was full of
laughter and shouts as the children grabbed jackets, jump ropes, baseball
mitts, and coonskin caps off hooks and shelves.
A.J. and his friends ran out the front doors,
the tails of their caps flying along behind them. Once outside, they slowed to a walk. They teased, and laughed, and jostled one another, as they headed
for the sidewalks beyond the schoolyard that would lead them home.
Before
A.J. realized what was happening, Billy Brummel whizzed by him at full
speed. The older boy leaped through the
air like an oversized leprechaun and snatched A.J.'s cap off his head. He landed a few feet in front of the blond
and twirled the hat on the end of his finger with a gleeful smile.
"Hey,
Baby Simon. Whatcha' wearin' this dopey
hat for?"
A.J.
glared up at the older boy. "Give
it back to me, Billy."
"What? This stupid thing?" Billy studied the hat. "This ain't nothin' but a dead animal. A dead raccoon to be exact. I don't know why you guys wanna go around
wearin' dead raccoons on your heads.
You look like little idiots.
Little idiot raccoons."
Billy looked out over the crowd of fourth grade boys and scowled. "Every single one of you."
A.J.
made a futile attempt at grabbing the twirling hat. Billy only laughed at the boy's effort and held the cap higher.
"Hey,
Tony. Hey, Glenn," Billy said to
the friends who had come to stand on either side of him. "I think this hat's got fleas. Which must mean Baby Simon has fleas,
too."
Billy
began tugging at the fur on the cap with his fingers. He pretended to pick fleas off and flick them on the ground where
he rubbed the imaginary insects out with his size nine shoe.
Soon
Billy, with his ever-fruitful imagination, was changing the words to the Davy
Crockett theme song, making them more useful to the present situation.
"Aaaay
Jaaay. A.J. Simon. He's got a bad case of fleas."
Over
and over Billy sang the chorus, much to the amusement of his friends and the
utter humiliation of A.J. It was bad
enough to have lemonade poured over his head in front of Cherry Lynn and her
friends, but to be made the butt of a cruel joke in front of the entire fourth
grade, and a good deal of the rest of the school, was mortifying. Especially to a gentle boy as popular and
well-liked as A.J. The young blond
wasn't used to being put in such a position.
Nor would he ever purposefully hurt the feelings of, or torment, another
child. Therefore, A.J. couldn't
understand why Billy took such delight in this type of behavior.
A.J.
stood there trying to decide how best to save face in such a formidable
situation as the song went on and on.
At
that moment Rick and Carlos were passing by Bayshore Elementary on their way
home from high school. Rick glanced
with disinterest off to his right when he heard Billy's horribly off-key voice
raised in rousing song. He looked again
with more curiosity when he realized it was A.J. whom the bully was deriving
pleasure from picking on.
"Hey,"
Carlos said, as Rick changed direction. "Where you goin'?"
"To
the schoolyard for a minute. It looks
like Brummel's givin' A.J. a hard time again."
Carlos
trotted over to join his friend as Rick strode onto the grade school's
playground. "Ya' gonna fight 'im,
Ricky?"
"No,"
Rick shook his head. "Not unless
he hurts the kid. I'm just gonna hang
back and keep an eye on things."
Carlos
nodded his understanding. He'd hang
back and watch as well, yet remain poised to jump in and offer assistance at a
moment's notice if Rick gave the word.
Rick
and Carlos stood at the edge of the crowd out of A.J.'s line of vision. They had no trouble getting a bird's eye
view over the heads of the younger children.
A.J.
steadfastly stood his ground and ordered once again, "Give it back to me,
Billy." He refused to feed the
bully's appetite for fun by jumping for the hat that was held out of his
reach. A.J. was smart enough to know
Billy would never let the hat drop low enough where he'd have a chance to grab
it. He'd seen Billy play this game with
other boys' treasured objects often enough to know he'd only end up looking
like a foolish jumping jack.
Billy
shook the hat in A.J.'s face like one would tease a puppy with a favorite
toy. "Come on, Baby Simon. You want it? Come get it."
"Just
stop it and give it to me, Billy."
Billy
raised his voice in imitation.
"Just stop it and give it to me, Billy."
"Knock
it off."
"Knock
it off," Billy echoed.
“Give
it back to me.”
“Give
it back to me.”
Billy
started singing his song again.
"Aaaay Jaaay. A.J.
Simon. He's got a bad case of
fleas."
And
that's when A.J. heard it. Rick's
laugh. The high- pitched laugh that
A.J. could pick out of any crowd. He
turned and saw his brother and Carlos standing at the edge of his
classmates. Just standing there and
watching. Watching and laughing. Now A.J. was mad. Mad at Billy Brummel, and even madder at Rick.
A.J.'s
anger ran amok and so did he. He threw
his body into the bully's. "Give
it to me, Billy! Give it to me!"
Billy
easily pushed A.J. aside. And kept on
pushing. "Get outta my way, you
little parasite," the bully growled while advancing on the younger boy. He used two thick fingers to poke A.J.
roughly in the shoulder. The blond would
stumble backwards, only barely regaining his footing, before he'd be pushed
again.
The
amusement Rick had been finding in Billy's song came to an abrupt end when the
eighth grader began shoving A.J. around.
Rick handed his schoolbooks to Carlos.
"Here. Hold these for me, amigo."
Carlos
readily accepted Rick's load. "You
want my help?"
“No,”
Rick shook his head. "I can handle
this bozo."
Unbeknownst
to Billy, Rick Simon advanced on him from behind. At that same time, Billy gave A.J. one final mighty shove that
lifted the blond's feet off the ground.
The nine-year-old flew through the air before landing hard on the
blacktop on his bottom. The air was forced
out of his lungs in a painful,
"Umph!"
"Hey,
Brummel!"
Billy
turned around to find himself standing face to face with Rick Simon. Although William Warren Brummel wasn't
afraid of much of anything or anybody, he had a healthy respect for Rick Simon
and his reputation. Nonetheless, he
wasn't about to chicken out in front of his friends. No way was Rick Simon gonna corner him now and make him run
scared.
"Whatta
ya' want, Simon?"
"That's
my kid brother your messin' with, Brummel."
Billy
turned around briefly and looked down at the prone A.J., Danny now by his side.
Billy
turned to face Rick once more. He gave
a shrug of nonchalance. "Oh,
really? Guess I didn't know that."
"You
damn good and well knew it, Brummel.
Give the kid his cap back and leave him alone."
Billy
held up the coonskin cap that had started the afternoon's fun. "This cap?"
"Yeah,"
Rick nodded tightly. "That
cap." Rick stood nose to nose with
the bully and snarled, "Now you
listen to me, Brummel, and you listen to me good. I'm gonna walk over there and help my brother up. When he's on his feet I expect you to give
him his hat back and apologize to him."
Rick
stepped around the bully. He bent down
and hooked a hand underneath A.J.'s arm.
"You okay,
kid?"
"Yeah,
Rick," A.J. nodded. "I'm
okay."
"Let's
get you off the ground then."
Rick
helped A.J. stand. His anger increased
when he spotted the raw, bloody scrapes on his brother's elbows.
As
he looked over A.J.'s wounds Rick stated flatly, "Brummel, you're a real scum bag to pick on a little kid
like this. As a matter of fact, you're
a weasel faced moron who--"
Because
his attention was on A.J.'s bloody elbows, Rick never saw it coming. Never saw coming the sucker punch that
caught him hard on the right cheekbone.
So hard that it knocked him to the ground.
A.J.
had tried to shout a warning, as had Carlos.
But it was too late. Billy was
too quick. And just as quickly, Billy
plunked A.J.'s coonskin cap on Rick's head, then yanked it down over the oldest
Simon's eyes right before he, Glen, and Tony raced out of the schoolyard.
Carlos
dropped the books he was holding and ran off after them to no avail. They'd had such a large head start that
Carlos lost sight of them before he got to the end of the first block. With a sigh of frustration, Carlos headed
back to help the wounded Simon brothers.
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S&S S&S S&S
Later
that evening, A.J. sat at the desk in his and Rick's room doing homework. Rick was sitting on his bed, leaning back on
his pillow that was propped against the headboard. The teenager's knees were bent and his open English book rested
in his lap. The paper of sentences he
was supposed to be diagramming lay untouched inside the book.
Thanks
to swift thinking on Rick's part, he and A.J. had made it past their mother
earlier that afternoon without too much of a fuss being made over their
disheveled appearance. The brothers
acted like they had some important place to be when they hastily grabbed
cookies off the plate their mother held out to them as they buzzed by her.
"Rick?" Cecilia had called after her teenager. "What happened to your face?" .
Rick's
replied was garbled by his mouthful of oatmeal cookie. "I fell in gym class today. It's no big deal, Mom."
"And,
A.J. Your elbows." The concerned
mother snared her youngest by the back of his shirt. "They're scraped raw."
"I
fell in gym class, too," A.J. readily used the lie Rick had instructed him
to. "We were playing dodge
ball."
The younger boy
pulled away from his mother before she could study his wounds any further. If she'd been able to take a close look, she
would have seen the gravel in the cuts and wondered how such a thing could
happen on a hardwood gymnasium floor.
Cecilia
started to follow her sons up the stairs.
"Those scrapes need to be cleaned, A.J."
Rick
stopped his running feet on the fourth stair and turned to look at his
mother. "I'll take care of him,
Mom."
Before
Cecilia could either accept that offer or negate it, the phone rang.
"All
right," she agreed as she hurried off to answer it. "But use warm water and soap. And iodine!
I don't care if he does say it stings!"